40 definitions by PWS27

double negative statement

A double negative statement is a statement that is redundant, so the result is positive. In other words the statement is an absolute, or no variable conditions.
(- -) = +
(++) = +

An example of a double negative statement is "leave me alone you stupid idiot!"

by PWS27 July 3, 2017

Bottoms down

Bottoms down means that you are done doing shots and do not want to end up with a six star hangover.

Annie's friends were taking shots one after another and Annie did not want to get involved, so she said bottoms down.

by PWS27 May 7, 2017

turducken

A turducken is a deboned turkey stuffed inside of a deboned duck stuffed inside of a deboned chicken. Generally, turduckens are considered a specialty food and are very popular in Cajun cuisine. Preparing a turducken takes at least 15-18 hours, requires many ingredients, sells anywhere from $60 to upwards of $250, and demands great attention to detail when seasoning and stuffing.

Even turkitarians get tired of turkey at Thanksgiving dinner and buy a delicious turducken to celebrate the day the pilgrims came to America and settled at Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts.

by PWS27 October 6, 2017

Average Joe

In the world of coffee, an average joe means an average cup of coffee. Usually it falls halfway between watered down cardboard and decent storebought coffee.

I bought a large container of Maxwell House coffee from Kroger and it tasted like an average joe.

by PWS27 May 8, 2017

donkey rule

The donkey rule states that if you ask five people something and they all give you the same answer, you know the statement is true.

I asked five people if fast food is bad for you using the donkey rule and everyone said absolutely!

by PWS27 April 26, 2017

daymare

A daymare is similar to a nightmare, except that you have it during the day. A daymare could stem from paying your taxes to having to go to a dreaded job performance review meeting with your boss.

Mark had a daymare when he realized how many job related e-mails he had to reply to.

by PWS27 August 11, 2017

bridge it twelve

Bridge it twelve is the fundamental concept of Hung Gar. It's a connection between you and the other person and you facilitate control over your opponent. Usually, in either attack or defense. There are twelve bridges: hard bridge, soft bridge, crowding bridge, direct bridge, dividing bridge, stabilizing bridge, inch bridge, lift bridge, sending bridge, controlling bridge, settling bridge, and flow/reverse bridge. This is mainly used in Kung Fu.

Novice: Master, teach me each component of bridge it twelve, so I can become the best Kung Fu fighter in the whole world

Master: This will take a considerable amount of time, but is necessary in order to dominate every opponent you will face.

by PWS27 May 19, 2017