PWS27's definitions

marijuana peanut butter cup

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

by PWS27 July 11, 2017

Trump Meals on Wheels

Trump Meals on Wheels is when the Donald tried to get rid of Meals on Wheels for good.

Did you hear about Trump Meals on Wheels? Yeah, dude it's not wheeling around anymore.

by PWS27 April 7, 2017

microscopic business

A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.

I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.

by PWS27 April 8, 2017

Magic mushrooms

Magic mushrooms are hallucinogenic mushrooms (shrooms) that have come in contact with cow manure. Pretty trippy.

Magic mushrooms make the world go round.

by PWS27 July 24, 2017

DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.

Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?

by PWS27 May 22, 2017

Go ape

Go ape is a funny way of saying to lose your mind, or go ballistic.

I will go ape on you if you touch me again.

by PWS27 August 10, 2017

anti-wingman

An anti-wingman is basically a sidekick to a superhero, except they deviate from everything you command of them and do not fulfill any of their responsibilities.

Harrison is not well liked by Marina because he is anti-wingman to her.

by PWS27 August 11, 2017