His name is Juelz Santana. Just as Christ brought the Word of God to the people; Juelz brings us that CRACK fore he is crack; crack in the motherfuckin flesh.
Rev. Juelz: That aint no music u supposed to be listenin' to
12 yr old Disciple: C'mon man, it's that crack right there.
Juelz: Crack? Whatchu know about crack? U dunno nuthin about no crack.
Disciple: Oh?! I Know Santana got that Crack!
WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!
! S A N T A N A !