PAPPY's definitions

quilombo

a badass soulfly song

there is no example.....its fuckin soulfly

by Pappy July 13, 2004

glurp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

you are a fucking glurp

by Pappy July 13, 2004

gife

an insult to offend the cleanliness of one's self; EXTREMELY FILTHY

"Man, the dog crap on my shoe is cleaner than you, you gife!"

by Pappy April 18, 2005

Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy

This is a show on Cartoon Network that apparently everyone else here loves. Even that guy who doesn't like Kittie. Anyhow, every episode of this piece of shit show is about doing something stupid to get an amount of coinage sufficient to buy jawbreakers. One kid is supposed to be smart but everything he does sucks in the end, one kid is sort of the ringleader and is also a tool, and then there's the other kid who's too stupid for words or any practical use other than being the guinea pig and gettin' his ass hurt. Then there's some foxy jailbait cartoon girls that everyone macks on. Oh yeah there's also some douchy kid who talks to a piece of wood.

Watching Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy is kinda like shooting yourself in the face.

by pappy July 18, 2004

icer

a dumb ho that squirts your cum out of her pussy into jars and saves it in her fridge so that she can impregnate herself later if you piss her off or don't want to commit.

'i heard you went out with jane'
'word.'
'don't piss her off. she's an icer.'
'word.'

by pappy July 17, 2004

NOS

if yer real slick (yeah right) you call the new rawkin' nitrous oxide system that you installed in your rice rocket the NOS!!!

(in hospital)
billy:"Cool D, Mommy said you got hurt street racing, is that true?!"
cool d:"Yeah Billy, f'real. See the light turned green, and I was like totally owning this eclipse.. but like.. not enough.. then the turbo kicked in.. but i still wanted more.. so i hit on the NOS.. but then I realized i was still driving my '89 accord, so I shot myself in the head"
billy:"ohhhh... street racing is dangerous!"
cool d:"yeah i think that dude in the eclipse shot himself too."

by pappy July 29, 2004

aloner

An aloner is a boner you get from a lot less stimulation than you normally would. The aloner is caused by a decline in sexual activity or seeing live nude women.

Patty broke up with me and now I get aloners looking at Seventeen magazine.

by pappy July 17, 2004