4 definitions by OzzyDoesThings
When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.
No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.
No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.
"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."
by OzzyDoesThings January 13, 2021
When an individual shoves their head up another individuals asshole and begins to crawl around on the floor.
"Dude, my girlfriend and I tried centipeding last night. She's got a nice view up there, gotta say."
by OzzyDoesThings August 24, 2020
A man with the name of Lujansy is bound to change your life forever. Most likely for the better.
He may seem like your average man whore at first but after a while, you'll learn who he really is. A man who wants to find the best in everyone around them and make them the best they can be.
An ambitious man with a will to succeed like no other.
A man who will pull you out of your darkest days and into a brighter future.
He may seem like your average man whore at first but after a while, you'll learn who he really is. A man who wants to find the best in everyone around them and make them the best they can be.
An ambitious man with a will to succeed like no other.
A man who will pull you out of your darkest days and into a brighter future.
"Hey, is that Lujansy?"
"Oh- Yeah, he's coming to the concert too."
"Well, I'd hope so. The dude practically saved our lives. We owe him that much.
"Oh- Yeah, he's coming to the concert too."
"Well, I'd hope so. The dude practically saved our lives. We owe him that much.
by OzzyDoesThings January 13, 2021
The Big Wazokski is an alternate process for circumcision. The act is similar to how you remove a tooth by tying a string around it and tying that to a door, then slamming it.
It's that but it's your foreskin with a string tied around it.
It's that but it's your foreskin with a string tied around it.
"I wasn't circumcised as a kid, but I'm getting real tired of cleaning my foreskin so my friend and I are gonna perform The Big Wazowski to solve the issue."
by OzzyDoesThings January 10, 2021