9 definitions by Outlaw Redneck

air-jacking

The motion made with one's own arm imitating a male masterbating to show a complete lack of interest or respect to someone talking.

I was standing behind my boss air-jacking while he was yelling at everyone in the meeting.

by Outlaw Redneck February 28, 2018

The high quality definition of HD television, actually shows the outline of the actors genitalia.

I hate this HD TV, you can see everything from the acne on their face to their digitalia.

by Outlaw Redneck June 23, 2023

Writing not quite meeting the requirements to be a pamphlet but not to be considered literature either.

Those damn Mohovahs left their pamperature in our door again.

by Outlaw Redneck August 25, 2023

The gang banger got thrown out of the Circle K for splayin afrological symbols.

by Outlaw Redneck February 16, 2016

A Mormon or Jehova whom consistently rings you doorbell at dinner time to tell you you're dammed.

Those damn Mohovah's are at the door again!!!

by Outlaw Redneck August 25, 2023

The southern styled removal of a drunkard or loudmouth.

If that loud mouth doesn't shut his pie hole he's going to get a rectalectomy. (Asshole removal)

by Outlaw Redneck February 16, 2016

The result of your early morning bare foot finding the still warm, frothy slime puddle that your cat has deposited in your carpet the night before.

My shoe smelled all day at work because I didn't have time to clean off my foamyfoot thanks to Felix!

by Outlaw Redneck October 20, 2018