Definitions by Orion

sufficiently awesome 

Awesome, but not TOO awesome.

*While buzzed on beer.* This pizza is sufficiently awesome.

sufficiently awesome by Orion February 26, 2005

ding-ding 

1 n. small penis, refers to the tendency of small penises to bounce around easily even when erect. Possible derivative of "dinky", or referring to the "dinger" of a bell, which swings back and forth, causing the bell to ring. Generally a derogatory comment.

2. adj. Used to describe someone who is insane or "not quite all there" mentally.

1. When Jane saw Peter's ding-ding of a cock, she about fell out!

2. Jane is a bit of a ding-ding.

ding-ding by Orion February 16, 2005

citation 

1. The weapon of schools to attempt to defend against plagiarism by saying where things come from, thus eliminating original thought.
2. A very fast jet made by Cessna.

1. "I'm just gonna make up a few citations for the report." (Because quantity always matters over quantity anyways)
2. "Holy crap! Your grandma was drivin' faster than a Citation X!"

citation by Orion December 31, 2004

bovine spongiform encephalitis 

Another, more-complicated name for mad-cow disease.

Just start talkin' about the outbreaks of bovine spongiform encephalitis and everyone'll think you're smart.

bovine spongiform encephalitis by Orion December 31, 2004

female drummer 

If good looking, is by far the hottest form of chic on the planet!

Look at the sweat all over her hot body!

female drummer by orion November 21, 2004

optimal 

An exceptionally bad player in a FPS computer game. Usually used to criticize the lack of teamplay of said person.

"You blinded all your teammates, you optimal!"

optimal by Orion November 6, 2004

Sublime 

Hands down the best band I've ever heard. Extremely talented group of musicians who, unfortianately liked drugs a little bit too much.

My favorite sublime songs:
Garden Grove, Jailhouse, Get Ready, Date Rape, Santaria, Burritos, Caress me Down, Smoke Two Joints, Wrong Way, etc.

Sublime by Orion October 14, 2004