Orion's definitions

ib

A program entered by smart people, thinking they will get smarter by using words and textbooks that only the British use. This program eventually transforms a normal student into a stress-seeping, school-leeching vegetable, abandoning other supposed forms of life.
An inside all-purpose joke used by "candidates" of the IB program as a means of escaping said illusioned smartness.

ib stupid! ib smart! ib screwed! ib funny! ib screwed!

by Orion January 15, 2004

starbucks

a plan thought up by some idiot (see George Bush) that actually worked, eventually attempting to result in world domination. (see Borg)

"they're not actually a Starbucks, they just sell their coffee, so it's not really a Starbucks!" (Somewhere in Alaska)

by Orion January 15, 2004

90

an abbreviation for a unit of speed, the real speed everyone is traveling on the 75-mph highway.

"Woah! He's goin like, 90!"
"Um, we're goin 90 too..."

by Orion January 15, 2004

ti-89

a secret organization only known by those who have a calculator of the same name. While other math students fumble with equations, the TI-89er relaxes as s/he's just used the solve() function. And as all the other dumbasses observe, s/he simple responds "TI-89," and other students will simply cower and look elsewhere.

Oh, the TI-89's? Well, if I told you I'd have to kill you.

by Orion January 15, 2004

sufficiently awesome

Awesome, but not TOO awesome.

*While buzzed on beer.* This pizza is sufficiently awesome.

by Orion February 26, 2005

Orion

A figure in greek mythology, a hunter of giants, and an avid womanizer. Also a constellation.

Orion was a greek dude.

by Orion March 1, 2004

www

an abbreviation for World Wide Web, sometimes further abreviated to (see pronunciation). used by those thinking they have internet skills and trying to impress fellow internetees.

The website is "dub-dub-dub".nerdsuniteforever.com

by Orion January 15, 2004