mars rover

a device sent to mars, which will look at rocks and transmit data to earth, looking for signs of water. however, due to lack of planning, the mars rover is regrettably not waterproof.

So, uh, how about that mars rover, eh? That's um, goin to mars?

by Orion January 15, 2004

gunzungus

Exclamation of delight or discovery.

Gunzungus!

by Orion April 28, 2003

click here

an innocent message that regretably will attract most people to click on the location designated by the "click here" sign. works every time.

click here

no, here

by Orion January 15, 2004

chain letter

a form of demoralization by recieving a letter that must be sent to many friends in order to have good luck. people will customarily test this theory, by trying to send it to their friends, then finding out they don't have any.

Friends don't let friends give friends chain letters.

by Orion January 15, 2004

ti-89

a secret organization only known by those who have a calculator of the same name. While other math students fumble with equations, the TI-89er relaxes as s/he's just used the solve() function. And as all the other dumbasses observe, s/he simple responds "TI-89," and other students will simply cower and look elsewhere.

Oh, the TI-89's? Well, if I told you I'd have to kill you.

by Orion January 15, 2004

90

an abbreviation for a unit of speed, the real speed everyone is traveling on the 75-mph highway.

"Woah! He's goin like, 90!"
"Um, we're goin 90 too..."

by Orion January 15, 2004

www

an abbreviation for World Wide Web, sometimes further abreviated to (see pronunciation). used by those thinking they have internet skills and trying to impress fellow internetees.

The website is "dub-dub-dub".nerdsuniteforever.com

by Orion January 15, 2004