2 definitions by Oompah loompah hunter
Chubby Little Essex Girl or Cleg for short. Girl of below average looks and (even for Essex) make up skills who, because they aren’t attractive enough to attract a partner of their own age, tend to screw around and get used by bored older married men. Who they lie to.
Guy 1- “I see S*****y is hanging around k*****n as usual.”
Guy 2- “ yeah I heard her denying it earlier, to C*****y”
Guy 1- “bit obvious. She’s dripping all over him”
Guy 2- “what do you expect? She’s a cleg”
Guy 2- “ yeah I heard her denying it earlier, to C*****y”
Guy 1- “bit obvious. She’s dripping all over him”
Guy 2- “what do you expect? She’s a cleg”
by Oompah loompah hunter June 12, 2020
A girl who acts in a very reserved manner until she attends an event, like a Christmas party. After a couple of drinks she then magically transforms into a slut of little or no morals
Did you hear about S****y? She shagged that ugly big nosed guy after the pub last week. Two drinks and she’s a regular popcorn hoe!
by Oompah loompah hunter June 3, 2019