I looked out my window the other day and saw this dude trying to boost my ride, so I shot him in the face.
an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch
Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.
when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.
Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.
an upset stomach as a result of a lot of jizz in your crap factory.
I must of blown 50 wads down her throat, so I gave her the day off after she complained of a cummy tummy.
gross, disgusting or just plain shick ass shiznit.
My brother is ratch!
Gettin drunk, high and then fuckin some bimbo.
I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now I'm takin that dumb ass blonde home for a hot carl.
says when strong bad tries to get him to say fhqwhgads.
Strongbad: Say it with a flourish...FHQWHGADS!
Strong Mad: DOUGLAS!
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