4 definitions by Ohfuckthat11
The result of making an omelette in a waffle maker. The omelette then resembles the shape of a waffle.
Janet: hey you want a wafflette?
Karen: umm yes of course
Janet: (cracks 4 eggs right into the waffle maker)
4-8 minutes later...
Janet: Hands Karen an omelette in the shape of a waffle
Karen: (takes a big bite) and says, This is the best wafflette I’ve ever tasted
Janet: (gives a big thumbs up to Karen)
Karen: umm yes of course
Janet: (cracks 4 eggs right into the waffle maker)
4-8 minutes later...
Janet: Hands Karen an omelette in the shape of a waffle
Karen: (takes a big bite) and says, This is the best wafflette I’ve ever tasted
Janet: (gives a big thumbs up to Karen)
by Ohfuckthat11 January 23, 2018
by Ohfuckthat11 October 16, 2020
Thank you for the food we are about to eat. aperson
by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017
Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017