5 definitions by OhNoItsJoe
The dog which curves all sense of reality and leaves you in a state of ruin every time your dad mentions it.
by OhNoItsJoe December 17, 2019
“Who’s your favourite historical figure?”
“Alex the Similar Bean, Conqueror of New Mexico, of course!”
“Alex the Similar Bean, Conqueror of New Mexico, of course!”
by OhNoItsJoe January 27, 2023
Jade is the definition of cringe. She is the human manifestation of the word cringe. No matter what you say, or what you do, when you utter the name “Jade” cringe will run through your mind 1000 times for 1000 years. When a singular person named Jade is in ones presence, the very aura of cringe is felt within the room
1: Hey who’s that?
2: That’s J.
1: What does J stand for, Jade
1+2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT *ruptures an organ and fucking dies*
2: That’s J.
1: What does J stand for, Jade
1+2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT *ruptures an organ and fucking dies*
by OhNoItsJoe July 18, 2021
La Spirito which keeps you up at night, looming over your bed as you constantly sweat. (Constantly referred to as dad, the father and saucy bobby
by OhNoItsJoe December 18, 2019
La spirito which keeps you up at night, looming over you as you sweat constantly, just wishing it would stop tickling your feet. (Commonly referred to as dad, the father, daddyman or daddy waddy
by OhNoItsJoe December 17, 2019