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As someone who's come from an upper middle class family, got rich in early 30's, lost all money over women and got poor in mid 30's, got rich again briefly afterwards, got very poor again afterwards living in a shelter, and then finally got rich yet again... I can attest that every time I got back up, I pulled myself up by my bootstraps. It was a very effective technique. I recommend it!
Joe: Mom, they fired me from the job! Said I can't code for shit!
Mom: Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps son! Life is tough, but you gotta be tougher and beat it!
Mom: Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps son! Life is tough, but you gotta be tougher and beat it!
by OffBeatDrummer April 7, 2020
Get the Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstrapsmug. Tommy: So, this Hacker News website looks like it's from the 80's. Yes, I mean from before the Internet was born.
Jonathan: That's because it was created by Indians. It's as ugly as Bollywood movies, what else did you expect?
Jonathan: That's because it was created by Indians. It's as ugly as Bollywood movies, what else did you expect?
by OffBeatDrummer February 20, 2022
Get the Hacker Newsmug. Suzy: Hey, guess who I ran into?
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!
by OffBeatDrummer July 2, 2020
Get the Fartistmug. Stephanie: Guess who I ran into yesterday?
Caroline: And, who might that be?
Stephanie: Scott's girlfriend!
Caroline: Oh no!
Stephanie: And, she wouldn't stop yapping about her new degree in "Women's Studies"... I mean how much more of a dummy could she be to want to do a whole degree about what she should have known to begin with by being a woman!?!
Caroline: Yeah, she is just a lamester you know!?! What else did you expect?!
Stephanie: Well, I expected some class... but, I got trash! Scott has become quite lame too for going out with such a woman!
Caroline: Tell me about it. I think I'm deleting him from my friends' circle of trust. Lame people have no place among us!
Caroline: And, who might that be?
Stephanie: Scott's girlfriend!
Caroline: Oh no!
Stephanie: And, she wouldn't stop yapping about her new degree in "Women's Studies"... I mean how much more of a dummy could she be to want to do a whole degree about what she should have known to begin with by being a woman!?!
Caroline: Yeah, she is just a lamester you know!?! What else did you expect?!
Stephanie: Well, I expected some class... but, I got trash! Scott has become quite lame too for going out with such a woman!
Caroline: Tell me about it. I think I'm deleting him from my friends' circle of trust. Lame people have no place among us!
by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020
Get the Lamestermug. Noah: Can you believe this?! Someone tried to break into my house in the middle of the night!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!
by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023
Get the Hockey Stick Treatmentmug. Bobby: I keep following answers on StackOverflow, but the bug keeps getting worse and worse! Too bad, I forgot to commit my code to Git. I'm screwed!
Miles: Didn't I tell you StackOverflow is BLB??! Just get help from one of the seniors in the other team! It's that simple!.
Miles: Didn't I tell you StackOverflow is BLB??! Just get help from one of the seniors in the other team! It's that simple!.
by OffBeatDrummer November 18, 2020
Get the BLBmug. Someone who is fake and thinks honesty is lame. As such, they avoid honesty at all costs and like to always project a fake image of themselves instead that gives a sense of importance without truly being important. Obviously, other fakesters eat it up without a clue. That is because not all fakesters are even aware they are fakesters. Some have become that way since they were very little by copying older fakesters they thought were fun at the time without thinking. Anyways, fakesters are known as people who talk a lot without doing much. Some love the fake important image they project due to how much fun it seems, but when things get serious, people always realize it in the end and don't truly rely on them with anything or give them any important jobs. Fakesters often serve as clowns in high school who amount to nothing after they graduate.
Monica: And, here is the bed room. As you can see it's got a beautiful view of the city just like the apartment rental ad shows.
Dorothy: All I can see is the dirty back alley and some garbage truck containers.
Monica: No, you gotta look farther! See, that's a boutique clothing store right there!
Dorothy: Seeing a clothing store at the end of a very long and dirty alley doesn't count as city view. You're nothing but a fakester!
Dorothy: All I can see is the dirty back alley and some garbage truck containers.
Monica: No, you gotta look farther! See, that's a boutique clothing store right there!
Dorothy: Seeing a clothing store at the end of a very long and dirty alley doesn't count as city view. You're nothing but a fakester!
by OffBeatDrummer December 5, 2020
Get the fakestermug.