OB's definitions

Lurgan Champagne

See wordBuckfast/word

Comes from this fine beverage being consumed in copious quantities in the town of Lurgan, Co. Armagh. Northern Ireland.

Ye can't beat a bottle of the ol' Lurgan Champagne.

by OB July 31, 2003

bucky

See also wordBuckfast/word

A fortified wine.

by OB July 31, 2003

off the hook

A truly outrageous party or gathering. To recieve this moniker, the experience should of transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of defintion. The happiness, love and sheer exuberance of it all should of reminded everyone in attendance the joy of what is to be alive. Off the hook is as close as we've got thus far to describe such an event. Use sparingly.

"How was your weekend Jim?"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane, completely and utterly off hook!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"

by OB August 24, 2005

Buckfast

See also wordLurgan Champagne/word
and wordBucky/word

Goin' down the offie' for bottle of Bucky Jonto leek?

by OB July 31, 2003

Bender

A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes.

"Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!"

by OB August 24, 2005

Unemployment

In the UK we have a saying. It goes like this. Whats green and gets you fucked? Your Giro! This sums up enemployment exquisitely - go down to the: job centre/ dole office / welfare - pick up your govermental contribution for food and rent, walk out of the building and directly into the nearest pub and spend every last penny of it on alcohol and drugs.

"It's bloody busy in ere, whats the beef?"
"We're next to the labour exchange guv."

by OB August 29, 2005

No

Can often mean Yes and rape cases often manifest themselves from this popular misunderstanding.

"Do ya think I'm sexy?"
"No"
Do you fancy sucking my dick?"
"No"
"Alriiighty then..."

by OB August 24, 2005