OB's definitions

Arabian cradle

Belongs to the same family as T-bagging. And by jove it's fun (if your knees are made of titanium.) Simply prop yourself over your "lover's" face and then gently place your testicles over his/her eyes. Now, instruct them to flutter their eyelids and hey presto!

"What's with the grin?"
"Oh, I taught my missus how to give me an Arabian cradle last night!"
"Really, what is it?"
"C'mere!"

by OB August 28, 2005

Lurgan Champagne

See wordBuckfast/word

Comes from this fine beverage being consumed in copious quantities in the town of Lurgan, Co. Armagh. Northern Ireland.

Ye can't beat a bottle of the ol' Lurgan Champagne.

by OB July 31, 2003

No

Can often mean Yes and rape cases often manifest themselves from this popular misunderstanding.

"Do ya think I'm sexy?"
"No"
Do you fancy sucking my dick?"
"No"
"Alriiighty then..."

by OB August 24, 2005

Buckfast

See also wordLurgan Champagne/word
and wordBucky/word

Goin' down the offie' for bottle of Bucky Jonto leek?

by OB July 31, 2003

Block

A large lump of cannabis resin.

by OB July 31, 2003

Smash n Grab

Simply means "in and out" and can therefore apply to a great many things. You do the math.

"She's gone to her parents for the week!"
"Amazing, smash n grab to Bobby's Sauna this weekend then?"

or

"She says she'll leave me if I don't do a smash n grab to the registry office!"
"Jesus, she found out about Bobby's Sauna?"

by OB August 28, 2005

Unemployment

In the UK we have a saying. It goes like this. Whats green and gets you fucked? Your Giro! This sums up enemployment exquisitely - go down to the: job centre/ dole office / welfare - pick up your govermental contribution for food and rent, walk out of the building and directly into the nearest pub and spend every last penny of it on alcohol and drugs.

"It's bloody busy in ere, whats the beef?"
"We're next to the labour exchange guv."

by OB August 29, 2005