OB's definitions

Lurgan Champagne

See wordBuckfast/word

Comes from this fine beverage being consumed in copious quantities in the town of Lurgan, Co. Armagh. Northern Ireland.

Ye can't beat a bottle of the ol' Lurgan Champagne.

by OB July 31, 2003

Buckfast

See also wordLurgan Champagne/word
and wordBucky/word

Goin' down the offie' for bottle of Bucky Jonto leek?

by OB July 31, 2003

groovy

Its back and this time it's not taking any prisoners! Ladies and Gentlemen the new and improved... groovy. Whilst maintaining echoes of it's flowery roots, this little puppy has had to grow up and get serious, hereby incorporating 00's sarcasm with the underlying belly of inevitable cataclysmic doom.

"I think we should should have vetoed the US invasion of Iraq"
"Groovy"

by OB August 30, 2005

Bender

A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes.

"Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!"

by OB August 24, 2005

Unemployment

In the UK we have a saying. It goes like this. Whats green and gets you fucked? Your Giro! This sums up enemployment exquisitely - go down to the: job centre/ dole office / welfare - pick up your govermental contribution for food and rent, walk out of the building and directly into the nearest pub and spend every last penny of it on alcohol and drugs.

"It's bloody busy in ere, whats the beef?"
"We're next to the labour exchange guv."

by OB August 29, 2005

Arabian cradle

Belongs to the same family as T-bagging. And by jove it's fun (if your knees are made of titanium.) Simply prop yourself over your "lover's" face and then gently place your testicles over his/her eyes. Now, instruct them to flutter their eyelids and hey presto!

"What's with the grin?"
"Oh, I taught my missus how to give me an Arabian cradle last night!"
"Really, what is it?"
"C'mere!"

by OB August 28, 2005

hun

Word used in a derogatory manner by Roman Catholics in Northern Ireland, when referring to their Protestant countryfolk.

Fuckin' Huns are taking all the jobs.

by OB July 31, 2003