OB's definitions

Smash n Grab

Simply means "in and out" and can therefore apply to a great many things. You do the math.

"She's gone to her parents for the week!"
"Amazing, smash n grab to Bobby's Sauna this weekend then?"

or

"She says she'll leave me if I don't do a smash n grab to the registry office!"
"Jesus, she found out about Bobby's Sauna?"

by OB August 28, 2005

Lurgan Champagne

See wordBuckfast/word

Comes from this fine beverage being consumed in copious quantities in the town of Lurgan, Co. Armagh. Northern Ireland.

Ye can't beat a bottle of the ol' Lurgan Champagne.

by OB July 31, 2003

off the hook

A truly outrageous party or gathering. To recieve this moniker, the experience should of transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of defintion. The happiness, love and sheer exuberance of it all should of reminded everyone in attendance the joy of what is to be alive. Off the hook is as close as we've got thus far to describe such an event. Use sparingly.

"How was your weekend Jim?"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane, completely and utterly off hook!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"

by OB August 24, 2005

hun

Word used in a derogatory manner by Roman Catholics in Northern Ireland, when referring to their Protestant countryfolk.

Fuckin' Huns are taking all the jobs.

by OB July 31, 2003

No

Can often mean Yes and rape cases often manifest themselves from this popular misunderstanding.

"Do ya think I'm sexy?"
"No"
Do you fancy sucking my dick?"
"No"
"Alriiighty then..."

by OB August 24, 2005

Arabian cradle

Belongs to the same family as T-bagging. And by jove it's fun (if your knees are made of titanium.) Simply prop yourself over your "lover's" face and then gently place your testicles over his/her eyes. Now, instruct them to flutter their eyelids and hey presto!

"What's with the grin?"
"Oh, I taught my missus how to give me an Arabian cradle last night!"
"Really, what is it?"
"C'mere!"

by OB August 28, 2005

bucky

See also wordBuckfast/word

A fortified wine.

by OB July 31, 2003