OB's definitions

Smash n Grab

Simply means "in and out" and can therefore apply to a great many things. You do the math.

"She's gone to her parents for the week!"
"Amazing, smash n grab to Bobby's Sauna this weekend then?"

or

"She says she'll leave me if I don't do a smash n grab to the registry office!"
"Jesus, she found out about Bobby's Sauna?"

by OB August 28, 2005

Lurgan Champagne

See wordBuckfast/word

Comes from this fine beverage being consumed in copious quantities in the town of Lurgan, Co. Armagh. Northern Ireland.

Ye can't beat a bottle of the ol' Lurgan Champagne.

by OB July 31, 2003

Zero

Zero is less nothing but more not something or rather abscence of things (that allow the user to individuate matter in space and therefore make sense of the world.) Or it can be (in this particular case) the opposite of hero as in from zero to hero or vice versa.

"That chap needs to spend less time trying to define deeply complicated philosophical issues like zero and more time time trying to get a job."
"Your right, he's a real zero."

by OB August 28, 2005

hun

Word used in a derogatory manner by Roman Catholics in Northern Ireland, when referring to their Protestant countryfolk.

Fuckin' Huns are taking all the jobs.

by OB July 31, 2003

No

Can often mean Yes and rape cases often manifest themselves from this popular misunderstanding.

"Do ya think I'm sexy?"
"No"
Do you fancy sucking my dick?"
"No"
"Alriiighty then..."

by OB August 24, 2005

bucky

See also wordBuckfast/word

A fortified wine.

by OB July 31, 2003

Arabian cradle

Belongs to the same family as T-bagging. And by jove it's fun (if your knees are made of titanium.) Simply prop yourself over your "lover's" face and then gently place your testicles over his/her eyes. Now, instruct them to flutter their eyelids and hey presto!

"What's with the grin?"
"Oh, I taught my missus how to give me an Arabian cradle last night!"
"Really, what is it?"
"C'mere!"

by OB August 28, 2005