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the male cock n' sack.
johnny: "hey bro, totally tubular shades man."

jerry: "get off my dilznick."
by aaron August 18, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Perhaps the single stupidest slang term for "penis" to ever be uttered by anyone.
Girl: Can I sit there while we play? *points to my dilznick*
by Technogeek September 10, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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*points to my dilznick*
by lol what November 22, 2003
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east coast slang: dick (slang: male genitalia)
I think she just wants me for my dilznick.
by MCH51 October 22, 2004
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