9 definitions by Nubba The Wandering Minstrel

Top Definition
Underpants or panties which are never washed and worn until bodyrot sets in and removes them from all existence.
She peeled off her ragged dress and I reeled at the sight of her filthy chunderpants; monkeys keep their cages cleaner.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel April 11, 2007
The slimy, acrid and bacteria-filled gunk which coagulates and gathers in one's crack.
The heat of the day left its telltale mark of arse paste on his shorts.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel April 11, 2007
A very small but naughty, potentially evil child. Not yet big enough to be called an arsehole (asshole) but well on the road to perfecting this dubious talent.
The child just could and would not behave; he was a little arselet.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel April 11, 2007
1. Detritus on and around the penis and testicles caused by not showering or bathing.

2. A completely unnecessary and unwanted thing or person.
1. She unveiled his throbbing manhood only to see it was covered with cock dust.

2. He was a complete idiot, ruining the whole plan. Total cock dust.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel April 11, 2007
A hot and prepared-for-pounding vagina.
All I wanted to do was empty my swollen nads into her hot creamhole.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel April 11, 2007
The male sex organ, moreover, a very large male sex organ.
He nailed her repeatedly with his enormous hole punch.
Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.
Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013

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