Nova><Master's definitions

ketchup and mustard

These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.

I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.

Ex. 1 - the working man's fight:

(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...

Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:

(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!

by Nova><Master October 29, 2006

Thread Excavator

Someone who bumps really old threads on message boards.

Thread Excavator! Where did you dig up this old thread

by Nova><Master November 7, 2008

OFMGF

Looks at first like a misspelling of OMFG, the OFMGF abbreviate means "Oh Fuck! My Girlfriend!"

Touch me there!
Yes let's - OFMGF G2G!!!!!

by Nova><Master November 25, 2006

zoinks

I just utterly took something from you and you didn't even realize...

Proper usage after taking object: "ZOINKS!"

by Nova><Master October 29, 2006

Ancient Thread

A post that no one gives a fuck about any moure. If you post in an ancient thread, you are considered a "Thread Excavatour" and may as well just hang yourself.

I locked it because it's an ancient thread. Fucking deal with it.

by Nova><Master October 25, 2006

DIBS™

Do
It
British
Style

Put the "u" where it beloungs!

DIBS™ turns color into colour
Humor into humour
Favorite into Favourite

etc.

by Nova><Master October 28, 2006

dibs

You say this if you want to be first in line, have the first slice of cake/pizza, want the front seat...

I call dibs on the cheese and pepperoni!

by Nova><Master October 29, 2006