Urban Dictionary: Author Nova><Master

15 definitions by Nova><Master

8.	stripcam
	When two people linked by webcams strip for each other Brb I need to lock my door if we are going to stripcam... :/ Yeah stripcamming is great fun. buy stripcam mugs & shirts yes no maybe so ok by Nova><Master Nov 5, 2006 add a video
9.	zonar control
	Describes the control a person has over their emotions. Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar... What happened to my zonar control? and She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control! buy zonar control mugs & shirts mental bipolar depression ecstacy gay by Nova><Master Oct 28, 2006 add a video
10.	Thread Excavatour
	A sonofabitch that bumps really really old threads... Fucking thread excavatour, where the hell did you dig up this old thread? buy thread excavatour mugs & shirts god damnit! forum hazards fuck message boards noob by Nova><Master Oct 24, 2006 add a video
11.	OFMGF
	Looks at first like a misspelling of OMFG, the OFMGF abbreviate means "Oh Fuck! My Girlfriend!" Touch me there! Yes let's - OFMGF G2G!!!!! buy ofmgf mugs & shirts lol rofl compie cyber eh by Nova><Master Nov 25, 2006 add a video
12.	ketchup and mustard
	These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings. I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science. Ex. 1 - the working man's fight: (Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it? (five minutes later) (Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets... Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma: (Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only? (Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard! (Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know? (Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy! (Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service! buy ketchup and mustard mugs & shirts burgers cheeseburgers san francisco ketchup mustard by Nova><Master Oct 29, 2006 add a video
13.	Mero
	An way cooler sounding - and looking - AKA for Member, such as a forum or group member. I've just been upgraded to Mero Elite, woooot! buy mero mugs & shirts ok this shit is killenme by Nova><Master Nov 27, 2006 add a video
14.	zoinks
	I just utterly took something from you and you didn't even realize... Proper usage after taking object: "ZOINKS!" buy zoinks mugs & shirts zoinks steal lol wtf kthx by Nova><Master Oct 28, 2006 add a video