4 definitions by Nothunterself

A person who can grope a females breasts without being caught or causing conflict
That guy is a fucking Nipple ninja
by Nothunterself December 17, 2013
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When a woman has no experience giving hand jobs and jerks the penis around in a joystick motion
bro she was joysticking me last night it was terrible
by Nothunterself December 18, 2013
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The ability to masturbate using alternating hands (not both hands at once think of writing with both hands but your penis)
by Nothunterself December 18, 2013
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A man who intentionally inserts tampons into his anus
Stay away from that guy I heard he was a funoshe
by Nothunterself December 17, 2013
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