2 definitions by Nothanksnicegirl
A unit of measure to explain the height of men.
Men above 8 Rogans Tall often use this UOM without shame, men under 8 Rogans Tall are offended by this term as it means they have to get their fancy pants hemmed by their mom or grandmother.
Men above 8 Rogans Tall often use this UOM without shame, men under 8 Rogans Tall are offended by this term as it means they have to get their fancy pants hemmed by their mom or grandmother.
Guy 1: “1 Rogan is the size of a limp china-man’s penis”
Guy 2: “So that means Shapiru is only 2 Rogans Tall”
Guy 1: “Exactly....”
Guy 2: “So that means Shapiru is only 2 Rogans Tall”
Guy 1: “Exactly....”
by Nothanksnicegirl August 12, 2019
The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants”
Chinaman: “You weird. Why you like mustard in your pants?!”
The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants. Almost as much as I love sucking on Lollipops.”
Chinaman: “you no funny”
Chinaman: “You weird. Why you like mustard in your pants?!”
The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants. Almost as much as I love sucking on Lollipops.”
Chinaman: “you no funny”
by Nothanksnicegirl August 13, 2019