38 definitions by Not-gonna-tellya

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Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.
I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
The front lawn is cut short and manicured, while the lawn in the backyard is left long and uncut.
Compare your front and backyard lawn cutting to a mullet hairstyle where the hair in the front and back of the head are shorn differently: short in the front, long in the back. A lawn mullet has short grass in the front of the house and long, unkempt grass in the backyard.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 21, 2005
White guy acting and speaking like an Afro-American.
Let's go see that Afro-Saxon Eminem perform tonight.
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
Appropriate punishment for child molesters, baby-killers,and pedofiles. These scum are placed in the exercise yard of any hard-core penal institution and the guards are paid to look the other way for a few hours.
(Name of any child-molesting scum) should receive the ultimate all anal gang bang in addition to his life sentence.
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
Lush, unruly, kinky pubic hair.
That afro bush had such thick underbrush and was so overgrown that I lost my wallet and car keys in it.
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
The skin showing between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and low-rise jeans or pants showing the belly button, and oftenin the back, it is often accompanied by a tattoo just above the butt-crack. Banana refers to the male genitalia (see banana hammock).
Her banana teaser is spectacular.

However, if a person is overweight, the banana teaser might be unsightly with bulges in all the wrong places.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 04, 2005
Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.
The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005
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