Not Zane's definitions

math class

A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.

Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!

Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.

Tee hee.

by Not Zane September 15, 2004

Book

In the twilight zone, an episode which showed the dissappereance of humankind, there was one guy left in the world, a bookish type of person that read all the books that he possibly could.

In the end of the episode, he finds out he had all the time in the world to read every single book in human history, the problem was, that he broke his glasses, and could not read any book. he screamed "I had all the time in the world!"

Lesson of the episode? Dont take things for granted.


Books are cool, if you find the time to get interested in one that is.

by Not Zane August 3, 2004

Commando

An absolutely hilarious action movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a ramboesque hero.

In this movie, Arnie is quite proficient in handling firearms, as indicated by his ability to fire an m60 in one arm, and his ability to fire two assault rifles in both arms with seemingly perfect accuracy. Its should be noted that Arnold also has the infinate ammo as well. Take consideration that grenades are especially noteworthy, as they seem to explode on impact, and take about 3-6 guys out with them each time.

Another noteworthy task is that Arnold takes out the entire Cuban army, without even so much as a scratch, well you know the kind of scratch that doesnt need a bandaid. At the end of this movie, he breaks a 6 foot pole off of a wall that just happend to be there, and he launched the aforementioned pole across 200 feet and nailed a guy in the chest with it, killing him instantly.

This is a movie for nights when you need a good action movie, accept no substitutes. Except rambo

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

Crayons

Wonderful devices built for consumption.

Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)

by Not Zane September 21, 2004

Doe

Doe is jive for "door."

I am about to kick in the front doe.

Who dat is? go to the side doe.

What the problem is? Go to the front doe.

by Not Zane September 14, 2004

Fight

Last time I checked, a fight was something that two gentlemen (I use this term lightly) start throwing their fists into their fellow man.

Ask Tyler Durden.


..Yarr

by Not Zane September 18, 2004

Romantic comedy

Something that lures the potential movie goer into great riches and beauty, and then transforms into a horrible creature and kills them. Instantly. This is a siren that must be avoided.

Hey dude, I think this movie sucks---- OH MY DANG, I THINK THE MOVIE IS TURNING INTO A ---- NOOOOOOO.

by Not Zane September 28, 2004