Not Zane's definitions

The meaning of life

To serve God with the best of your ability,to be virtuous.

Atheists are going to cuss me out because they are insecure.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Teenager

Something im not proud to be, because a lot of teenagers are quite simply put; idiots.

Im 17, and I look around and see all of these people (teenagers) moping around, I tell them that we live like kings and they shrug me off and tell me about how bad their life is because, for example, they got dumped.

Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.

by Not Zane September 8, 2004

Catwoman

A movie that looks like it sucks. Probably another Tank girl type of movie. See: Trainwreck

My friends will be paying 7.50 just to go and see Hally Barry, even though the movie will suck.

Huh?

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Book

In the twilight zone, an episode which showed the dissappereance of humankind, there was one guy left in the world, a bookish type of person that read all the books that he possibly could.

In the end of the episode, he finds out he had all the time in the world to read every single book in human history, the problem was, that he broke his glasses, and could not read any book. he screamed "I had all the time in the world!"

Lesson of the episode? Dont take things for granted.


Books are cool, if you find the time to get interested in one that is.

by Not Zane August 3, 2004

Elmo

See: Elmo Music

The highly gifted, and tragically afflicted, red haired person that we all have grown to love.

Elmo is a member of the NRA.

by Not Zane July 22, 2004

teletubbies

Absolute communist propaganda. I cant believe this show is still on the air.

Okay, look at it this way. There is 4 colors of teletubbies Yellow, Red, Purple and Green, all 4 of these symbolizes the 4 tenants of communism.

The sun (which has a babies face) is the "big brother" or communist leader that watches over their every actions, the teletubbies just playfully go along their merry way, not noticing the suns evil intent.

This show is brainwashing kids everywhere. We must stand together!

by Not Zane October 16, 2004

hurt

An awesome song first played by nine inch nails, then remixed by Johnny Cash. This song makes me bawl nonstop each time I hear it. A truly depressing, yet beautiful song.

I will find a way...

by Not Zane September 12, 2004