Not Zane's definitions

The meaning of life

To serve God with the best of your ability,to be virtuous.

Atheists are going to cuss me out because they are insecure.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Golf carts

Man its so rough in my hood, that one time a group of white kids drove down to my house to ask directions to somewhere.

Im living ghetto fabulous in suburbia.

by Not Zane July 22, 2004

Teenager

Something im not proud to be, because a lot of teenagers are quite simply put; idiots.

Im 17, and I look around and see all of these people (teenagers) moping around, I tell them that we live like kings and they shrug me off and tell me about how bad their life is because, for example, they got dumped.

Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.

by Not Zane September 8, 2004

Catwoman

A movie that looks like it sucks. Probably another Tank girl type of movie. See: Trainwreck

My friends will be paying 7.50 just to go and see Hally Barry, even though the movie will suck.

Huh?

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Book

In the twilight zone, an episode which showed the dissappereance of humankind, there was one guy left in the world, a bookish type of person that read all the books that he possibly could.

In the end of the episode, he finds out he had all the time in the world to read every single book in human history, the problem was, that he broke his glasses, and could not read any book. he screamed "I had all the time in the world!"

Lesson of the episode? Dont take things for granted.


Books are cool, if you find the time to get interested in one that is.

by Not Zane August 3, 2004

Elmo

See: Elmo Music

The highly gifted, and tragically afflicted, red haired person that we all have grown to love.

Elmo is a member of the NRA.

by Not Zane July 22, 2004

Teeth

White calcium-like deposits in your gums. According to shake of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, teeth are for gay people.

"Yeah, the reason I dont have teeth..... is because I got rid of them, because teeth are for gay people. Why do you think fairies come and get them?"

by Not Zane August 18, 2004