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teletubbies

Absolute communist propaganda. I cant believe this show is still on the air.
Okay, look at it this way. There is 4 colors of teletubbies Yellow, Red, Purple and Green, all 4 of these symbolizes the 4 tenants of communism.

The sun (which has a babies face) is the "big brother" or communist leader that watches over their every actions, the teletubbies just playfully go along their merry way, not noticing the suns evil intent.

This show is brainwashing kids everywhere. We must stand together!
by Not Zane October 16, 2004
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hurt

An awesome song first played by nine inch nails, then remixed by Johnny Cash. This song makes me bawl nonstop each time I hear it. A truly depressing, yet beautiful song.
by Not Zane September 12, 2004
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Doe

Doe is jive for "door."
I am about to kick in the front doe.

Who dat is? go to the side doe.

What the problem is? Go to the front doe.
by Not Zane September 14, 2004
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Fight

Last time I checked, a fight was something that two gentlemen (I use this term lightly) start throwing their fists into their fellow man.
by Not Zane September 18, 2004
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Opposite of cool

Just kidding, the opposite of cool is hot, which is yo mama :P
by Not Zane September 18, 2004
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G-Unit

Sorry to tell you this (Actually im not) but 50 cent's rap does in fact suck. Rapping about how he had sex with some random chicks, how is this meaningful music and why would someone care about it? A lot of kids listen to his crap (im talking about 13 year olds) and idolize the dude, why?

Because he is supposedly "Gangster" I ask you, what happend to any trace of good in the world, that kids idolize 50 cents gang? Do yourself a favor and listen to some real music.
Beethoven totally curb stomps 50 cents music all over the place.
by Not Zane July 23, 2004
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Theocracy

Rule by God himself, or through his chosen representatives. This is THE perfect governent type, perfect justice and equity flourish.

There are some people who say communism is the most perfect governent type, obviously they do not know what they are talking about. The communistic government is atheist and believes that man has no sin or that there are no morals, no righteousness. The individual doesn't matter whenever compared to the group. All work is equally rewarded? Sound good? No, the thing is, the one who works the most is punished, whereas those who are slackers reap the benefit.

With Theocracy, or Christianity in general, it is the exact opposite of communism in every single way possible. Where the Individual matters just as much as the group.

A Theocracy promotes goodness and righteousness, and free-thinking as well. A communistic government allows no free thinking, it is ruthless and cruel with its people. It is truly an evil type of government that looks to destroy Christianity, or other types of beliefs.

The communistic government looks to brainwash the individual to be a machine, not a human being. A machine does not question the builder, and has no morals, this is what that type of government wants.

For a look into a glimpse of what would happen if communism would be allowed to happen in America, check out the book 1984.
There has only been one true theocracy in world history, that of ancient Israel. Where God mediated his law through Moses and the priesthood. All national decisions were in the hand of God.
by Not Zane September 15, 2004
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