4 definitions by No1shaager
On November 9 your stupid goldfish created time travel to the 2077
You see hug dealers, police officers putting people in prison for touching hands, and shady people in alleyways kissing. You see no tank tops or skirts, everyone wears long sleeve shirts and trousers with big black boots.
It is a dark time
You see hug dealers, police officers putting people in prison for touching hands, and shady people in alleyways kissing. You see no tank tops or skirts, everyone wears long sleeve shirts and trousers with big black boots.
It is a dark time
by No1shaager November 1, 2019
On November 9 your stupid goldfish created time travel to the 2077
You see hug dealers, police officers putting people in prison for touching hands, and shady people in alleyways kissing. You see no tank tops or skirts, everyone wears long sleeve shirts and trousers with big black boots.
It is a dark time
You see hug dealers, police officers putting people in prison for touching hands, and shady people in alleyways kissing. You see no tank tops or skirts, everyone wears long sleeve shirts and trousers with big black boots.
It is a dark time
by No1shaager November 1, 2019
If you are born on August 16th you have a massive cock and can make a girl squirt like a pornstar with it.
You are the one of the most sexy people on Earth
You are the one of the most sexy people on Earth
Rose: ohhh fuck me that guy's birthday on August 16th made my pussy dripping wet
Selina: He made me squirt so hard in bed last night and i soaked the bed sheets
Holly: I'm so glad he is my boyfriend because he is amazing in bed
Selina: He made me squirt so hard in bed last night and i soaked the bed sheets
Holly: I'm so glad he is my boyfriend because he is amazing in bed
by No1shaager November 1, 2019
A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo
Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present
Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!
*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*
Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo
Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present
Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!
*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*
Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
by No1shaager November 1, 2019