Definitions by Nite Owl
hickory shampoo
n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.
COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned."
COP 2: "How'd you get him?"
COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."
COP 2: "Damn..."
COP 2: "How'd you get him?"
COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."
COP 2: "Damn..."
hickory shampoo by Nite Owl August 7, 2007
no-gotty
n. cop-speak for a non-English speaking person who hasn't bothered to obtain a driver license or liability insurance. When asked to present a license and insurance, they reply, "No gotty."
Fifty-five
v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.
Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!"
Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."
Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."
Fifty-five by Nite Owl July 10, 2007
fallout
n. the remaining, un-flushed fecal detritus that refuses to go in the first flush; usually a few flakes or the occasional stubborn dingleberry
muffet
The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.
badge bunny
n. a female (presumably) who enjoys boinking and actively pursuing sexual relationships with cops
syn. "chip"
syn. "chip"
badge bunny by Nite Owl December 28, 2005