6 definitions by Ninja John Jimmy Bones

sweet face

1: *noun* Any male who is good looking and full of himself

2:A guy who pops his collar, wears tight ass shirts and is convinced he's the coolest person in the world and a ladies man.(Derogatory meaning)

1: "Man, look at TJ, he's such a fuckin sweet face. It makes me mad. Go tell Chib to pass me that chicken sangwhich!"

2: Walking by and yellin at a really preppy kid in a pink shirt-->
"Hey! Sweet Face, kid!" then whispers to his friend, "What a fuckin fag!"

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 26, 2006

Hellen Keller

A ridiculously awful shot in beer pong; *As if Hellen Keller herself just threw the pong ball*

"Damn Jimmy we're tied up one cup to one. You need to make this shot nigga, your last two have been strait Hellen Kellers for sure!"

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 26, 2006

Pull-a-Lew

To become incredibly angry after realizing someone has eaten food that you have prepared for yourself

Guy 1: "Dad has made and served burgers for every one else but himself."
Guy 2: "Nope look, he just made himself a plate."
Guy 1: "Aw shit,nigga, that looks so damn good! I'm bout to steal a bite."
Guy 2: "Damn, Nigga, you don't wanna make Dad Pull-a-Lew. Last time that nigga macked my head because I stole a piece of bacon off his plate last Sunday."

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 23, 2006

beer muscles

When one has consumed too much alcohol and is convinced he can fight any one or lift any heavy object.

Nigga 1:"Tray was trippin last night, man. He drank 3 forty onces and smoked 3 blunts and tried to fight 2 big ass nigga's who been smart eye'in him the whole night!"

Nigga 2:"You right, you right. Nigga had beer muscles! One dem nigga's is a linebacker for Virginia, that nigga was a mob beast niggy for sho'.I'm juz glad Tray pulled a hernia befo' the fight even started so no fight went down. Nigga thought he could pick up a 50 inch plasma and toss it at a nigga like a baseball, he perp."

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 26, 2006

Chib

A chubby tall friend that is really nice and pretty cool but is always the center of a joke

Jimmy: "Yo, Chib, you fat piece of shit, pass the bag of chips. I'd like to eat at least five before you kill the damn thing."

Chib: "Oh,Paaah-ezz,Jimmy! You always give me shit!"

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 23, 2006

geeked

Very excited or hyped about something; Extremely happy.

"Dude, I'm about to get so doudy tonight. I can't wait."
"Uh, your so geeked right now, Jimmy."

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 14, 2006