Definitions by Niloc

electric lettuce 

Slang for Marijuana.

Man I got fucked up on electric lettuce last night.

electric lettuce by Niloc July 15, 2008

uzi does it 

Synonymal for Easy Does It. Mostly applies to gang war-fare in which firearms are presnt.

Gangsta: Cracka,where that mo-fuckin' electric lettuce you promised ma ass??!
Thug: *cracks knuckles*
Cracks: *pulls out Uzi* "Negro ya ass gone have to wait a minute, uzi does it."

uzi does it by Niloc June 3, 2005

Critter 

A small mammal, usally furry and somewhat rabid. One may to refer to a person as a critter as a derogatory word. IE a small boy with mental problems and an undesireable personality. Annoying and Repulsive.

*random name* is such a critter, I mean can't he sit still for 5 seconds??

Critter by Niloc March 11, 2005

d-qwan 

D-Qwan, to describe a dance move as weird, great or both. It comes from the D-Qwan's Dance Grooves; the video in Napoleon Dynamite to teach Napoleon how to dance, which he does at the speech part of the student president campaign. He scores the vistory for his pal pedro.

"Man, that move was staright-up D-Qwan!!!"
"Thanks, wait, did you just call it weird?!" *punches d00d in teh face*

d-qwan by Niloc March 2, 2005

incestual orgy 

Like family game night but...
Those aren't dice in gramma's hands...
That's not a spinner in mom's hand...
and that's DEFENITELY not a penis you're inserting into your sisiter's vagina. Oh wait... yes it is.
Usually includes statutory rape and pedophillia.

"Can me and sis sleep over at the couisns, their mom said we're gonna have a ALOT of fun.

incestual orgy by Niloc February 22, 2005

BMF 

B)ad
M)other
F)ucker
The wallet Jules Winnfield make insanely popular in '90's.

I bought a BMF the other day, it suits Jules better though...

BMF by Niloc February 21, 2005

Oh Em Gee.

A term used by proper english speaking people who will use it online instead of OMG. Also how OMG would be spelled if spoken aloud.

"Oh Em Gee, the wrather is simply awful this morning, I certainly hope it clears up."

Oh Em Gee. by Niloc February 21, 2005