Nikki's definitions

Jelly Bracelets

Jelly Bracelets are teenagers outlet to sexual frustrations and sickness. They have several meanings and some don't have meanings yet. Kids in my area make a vow to go by the bracelets when worn during school, or even just a normal outting. It's against ones will, to do something with someone they don't know, who snaps the bracelets. To some people they are just bracelets, but not in my area.

*Yellow-hug/head
*Orange-kiss or outdoor sex
*Purple-kiss/anal sex/hug/oral sex/handjob
*Red-lapdance/fingering/oral sex(on a girl)/kiss
*Green-oral sex/make-out/hug/outdoor sex
*Clear-whatever the person who snapped it off wants
*Blue-oral sex/kiss
*Black-missionary sex/strip
*White-flash who snapped it off
*Glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
*Brown-toss my salad
*Glow-in-the-dark-use sex toys
*Pink-flash someone/make-out/kiss
*Glittery gold-make-out

by Nikki February 24, 2004

Kalamazoo

kalamazoo, yes its real!! i have been there!!!! it has a nice mall, and its in MICHIGAN!!!!!!! yeah..... and its quite big and it has KVCC! lol, which is a lame ass colege but it works

lets go to the bad side of kalamazoo and get some hookers babe!!!!! CHEAH!

by nikki October 14, 2006

ADF

All Day Funk - What you smell like at the end of the day since your last shower.

I got to get home to take a shower I have ADF.

by Nikki March 29, 2005

Yo Mama

1: a pitiful insult used when people can't think of any other retort.
2: used to offend retarded people when you want to get in a fight with them
3: a pathetic joke people say in 4th grade, then bring up again in 10th and get beat up.

1: amy-you're so ugly!
gwen-yeah well so's YO MAMA!!!
2: tommy-hey yo mamas a HO!
billy-what did you just say about my
mama?! wanna start a fight punk?
3: yo mama's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singin' we are family!!
yo mama's so dumb, she returned a donut cuz it had a HOLE in it!!!

by nikki November 23, 2003

soma

white pill that when taken it bulk results in memory loss, and lots of udi's

man, i ate so many somas last night, what was your name again?

by Nikki September 25, 2003

lacrosse

The worst sport in the world EVER. In USA it is what 'hardcore' guys do but in good ol' England it is just a lesbian private school game for girls. You have to play it in the rain and mud and cold with lezbo games teachers trying to look at your ass.

Lesbian Freak: Yo lets go play some lacrosse!
Me: No way you freakin eejit.

by Nikki May 13, 2005

fun

Laughing at the idiots who quote spongebob.

HAHAHAHAHA stupid spongebob

by Nikki June 17, 2004