6 definitions by Nice to meat you
by Nice to meat you June 8, 2021
by Nice to meat you November 24, 2020
A religious evangelist; one who travels around spreading the idea that their set of beliefs is the one true religion. As astronauts explore space, religionauts explore the lands of the heathens.
Have you heard? Ashleigh's going on yet another 2-week mission trip to Mozambique. What a religionaut!
by Nice to meat you September 12, 2021
A dangerous cocktail of stimulants and depressants comprised of a cigarette, a glass of heavily sweetened tea, an energy drink and a handful of sleeping pills. These ingredients are frequently smuggled across borders in the Middle East at reasonable prices. The Kurdish Speedball is usually used in an attempt to relieve the stress that goes with being a member of an oppressed group.
Ever since Comrade Mazlum lost his dad to the brutality of the Turkish government, he's been unable to get to sleep without a Kurdish Speedball.
by Nice to meat you May 2, 2021
A euphemism for getting Covid twice. This term is used due to the increased risk of the virus spreading among groups of more than two people, such as two sets of romantic partners, in spaces like pubs and restaurants, where one might otherwise go on a date.
I thought I had antibodies but my test results came back today and it turns out I've been invited on a double date.
by Nice to meat you June 13, 2021
A Kurdish man's large, thick penis. The sun is the national symbol of Kurds so that's why it's called a Sunstick.
by Nice to meat you March 1, 2021