50 definitions by Newton Orchid

Personal Fowl

A chicken, and he is your best companion

Don't speak poorly of Kevin. He is my personal fowl.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Skrunk

You are getting very intoxicated, but the marijuana is very poor quality.

I wanted to get crunk, but this weed is so bad I think I will end up skrunk instead. I have a headache.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Knews

News that everyone already know about. That's the joke.

And in other knews, water is pretty pretty wet.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Dishues

It's like issues, but with dishes

"Wow, I went over to Rob's house. Have you seen his kitchen? Dude's got dishues."

by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017

Blowtie

Bow tie but out of style and sucks

Man, I wish I picked a better bowtie, this one is a blowtie

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Ebowla

Very bad chilli. Not good taste, wrong temperature

Yuck, who would eat this ebowla chill?

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Baheena

Beautiful and rare bathroom towel.

Hey man, once you try a baheena, you'll never go back to drying your wet body with napkins.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018