One of the coolest dudes on Newgrounds. Like the mysterious Zorro he keeps his identity secret from all.
Men want to be him, and women quiver with anticipation at the thought of meeting this mysterious man.
He is constantly flanked by LipsofLaura, who he conveniently stores under his bed, or in the overhead compartment while he is travelling by air.
If you're only going to meet ONE man this year, make it HeinousDude.