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For every nerd or virgin, there is a girl that is a 5 or above that wants to have intercourse with them. This is Felix’s Theorem
“I heard Lisa fucked Jerry last weekend
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”
by Nepho March 29, 2021
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Keh·vin Spay·see
verb
1.
to assault or abuse (a person, especially a child) sexually, possibly while intoxicated.
Synonyms: Harvey Weinstein, George Takei, Ben Affleck, etc.
Chad: Did you hear about Danny Devito?
Derek: Yeah, it's weird that he's pregnant. At least he didn't Kevin Spacey somebody!
by Nepho November 12, 2017
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