5 definitions by Neo Phoenix

Top Definition
The dreaded sticky, and usually ice cold patch, in the bed created when a gay guy either:

- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or

- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.
Guy 1: 'Why is it always me that gets to sleep in the wet patch?'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'
by Neo Phoenix May 18, 2012
A description of how poor someone's short term memory really is by drawing similarities to a goldfish.
Girl: Hey! What did I say a minute ago about which items I wanted to order?
Guy: Jeez. Someone's been once 'round the goldfish bowl! It was that new book you saw.
by Neo Phoenix May 18, 2012
A verb to describe warm, affectionate and intimate cuddles in the bed between two people who love each other. Ideally with everyone being naked (or near naked).
Girl A: 'Hey, I though John and Cheryl were coming today?'

Girl B: 'She rang to say they were going to beddle instead today as John is going away for a couple of weeks'

Girl A: 'Awww, that's so sweet!'
by Neo Phoenix May 12, 2013
The hard-on you get when having a Skyrim on a flight.
"Man I got such a Skyrim boner, while my guy was licking out my ass on out flight to New York. It led to the bext hand job ever!"
by Neo Phoenix May 06, 2012
The term used to describe the sexual act of rimming while on a flight.
"My boyfriend gave me a right ole skyrim during our flight to New York. One of the best I have had!"
by Neo Phoenix May 06, 2012

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