5 definitions by Neo Phoenix
"Man I got such a Skyrim boner, while my guy was licking out my ass on out flight to New York. It led to the bext hand job ever!"
by Neo Phoenix May 6, 2012
A verb to describe warm, affectionate and intimate cuddles in the bed between two people who love each other. Ideally with everyone being naked (or near naked).
Girl A: 'Hey, I though John and Cheryl were coming today?'
Girl B: 'She rang to say they were going to beddle instead today as John is going away for a couple of weeks'
Girl A: 'Awww, that's so sweet!'
Girl B: 'She rang to say they were going to beddle instead today as John is going away for a couple of weeks'
Girl A: 'Awww, that's so sweet!'
by Neo Phoenix May 12, 2013
A description of how poor someone's short term memory really is by drawing similarities to a goldfish.
Girl: Hey! What did I say a minute ago about which items I wanted to order?
Guy: Jeez. Someone's been once 'round the goldfish bowl! It was that new book you saw.
Guy: Jeez. Someone's been once 'round the goldfish bowl! It was that new book you saw.
by Neo Phoenix May 19, 2012
"My boyfriend gave me a right ole skyrim during our flight to New York. One of the best I have had!"
by Neo Phoenix May 6, 2012
The dreaded sticky, and usually ice cold patch, in the bed created when a gay guy either:
- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or
- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.
- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or
- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.
Guy 1: 'Why is it always me that gets to sleep in the wet patch?'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'
by Neo Phoenix May 18, 2012