The dreaded sticky, and usually ice cold patch, in the bed created when a gay guy either:
- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation
and instead cums over the sheets, or
- after successfully shooting his load
over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum
down their sides and onto the bed.
Guy 1: 'Why is it always me that gets to sleep in the wet patch?'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'
A description of how poor someone's short term memory really is by drawing similarities to a goldfish.
Girl: Hey! What did I say a minute ago about which items I wanted to order?
Guy: Jeez. Someone's been once 'round the goldfish bowl! It was that new book you saw.
A verb to describe warm, affectionate and intimate cuddles in the bed between two people who love each other. Ideally with everyone being naked (or near naked).
Girl A: 'Hey, I though John and Cheryl were coming today?'
Girl B: 'She rang to say they were going to beddle instead today as John is going away for a couple of weeks'
Girl A: 'Awww, that's so sweet!'
The hard-on you get when having a Skyrim
on a flight.
"Man I got such a Skyrim boner, while my guy was licking out my ass on out flight to New York. It led to the bext hand job ever!"
The term used to describe the sexual act of rimming
while on a flight.
"My boyfriend gave me a right ole skyrim during our flight to New York. One of the best I have had!"
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