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Klowns are the scariest and most unpredictable form of clowns from your nightmares. The distinction between Klowns and Clowns can be found in the BDSM and Kink universe. Clowns are the typical brightly colored fun entertainers fondly remembered from childhood. Klowns are the frightening variation from movies such as "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" and Pennywise from the Stephen King story "It." A Clown will make you laugh. A Klown will make your heart pound with fear and bring a chill up your back.
"Has anyone noticed the flood of women posting on Tumbler with sexual obsessions over Pennywise the Dancing Clown after Bill Skarsgard played the role in the latest "it" movie?"

"Yes, clowns are for kids, but Klowns such as Pennywise are for horny kinky people."
by Nemo1955 December 28, 2022
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Sexual fantasy or fetish for clowns. There are many theories on why some people have sexual fantasies about clowns. One theory is that because clowns ignore social convention and do things for a laugh, sex is no longer a serious and sometimes suppressed activity concerned with judgement. Clown sex (Clown with a "C") is fun with an anything goes attitude.
The other theory is that some people sexualize fear. Many people have a fear of clowns. (The most frightening type being Klowns spelled with a "K") That style of Klown sex is unpredictable meant to get the heart pumping and adrenaline flowing.
"You let a woman peg you up your Hershey highway?"
"I couldn't help it. She was wearing a big red nose, a curly green clown wig and wearing a rubber chicken strap-on dildo. I have coulrophilia and a weakness for clowns."
by Nemo1955 December 25, 2022
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Sexual fantasy or fetish for clowns. There are many theories on why some people have sexual fantasies about clowns. One theory is that because clowns ignore social convention and do things for a laugh, sex is no longer a serious and sometimes suppressed activity concerned with judgement. Clown sex (Clown with a "C") is fun with an anything goes attitude.
The other theory is that some people sexualize fear. Many people have a fear of clowns. (The most frightening type being Klowns spelled with a "K") That style of Klown sex is unpredictable meant to get the heart pumping and adrenaline flowing.
"You let a woman peg you up your Hershey highway?"
"I couldn't help it. She was wearing a big red nose, a curly green clown wig and wearing a rubber chicken strap-on dildo. I have coulrophilia and a weakness for clowns."
by Nemo1955 December 25, 2022
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A person born in America who may have immigrant parents but acts and identifies as a typical American and is no different than an American whose ancestry goes back 200 years.
John's parents were born in Hong Kong and they may speak Chinese and eat traditional Chinese at home, but among his friends he is your typical Hot Dog and Hamburger American.
by Nemo1955 October 10, 2023
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