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Telecrastination 

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.
Telecrastination by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

telecrastinating 

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
*phone rings twice*
"why aren't you picking up?!"
"I'm telecrastinating"
telecrastinating by jdawg840 April 22, 2009

Telecrasination 

Telecrasination pronounsed
(tel e kras tin ay' shun)

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only siz inches away.
Your sitting in you living room, and the phone rings,but you don't answer it until its rung around 2-3 times. Telecrasination.
Telecrasination by jphw March 25, 2009

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026