"...you know I said I saw a really fit bird at work today? Well, it's no good, love, I just can't get her out of my head, so I've got a constant Japanese voting system. Pop Juliet's Mother in and let's see if we can't fuck this boner away...".
What spunk turns into when in dries in an unfortunate place.
You're out and about, the totty is first-class but you don't think you're going to pull so you whack out a quick one in the bogs. Later you *do* pull, but when she pulls your pants down she finds that your dick is welded to your gusset...thanks to "Gusset Cement".