Nedd Ludd's definitions

massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-ah-nair-ee) noun. a Jewish heart attack

Rose: Oy vey! Sylvia, have you heard?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: It's Eugene. G-d forbid! He has had a massive coronary already.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
Rose: You're telling me!?
Sylvia: Pooh, pooh, pooh.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

party and play

(PAR-tee and play) verb. gayspeak word used in reference to getting high on methamphetamine and having sex. the anagram for party and play is p n' p or p and p

Tod: "Hey Ted! I got a teener. Let's call Tad and Tim and see if they wanna party and play this weekend."
Ted: "Ok Tod...but we BOTH know that Tim always gets crystal dick."
Tod: "Doesn't bother me cause I want Tad to plow me."
Ted: "Great! I'll do Tim."

by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005

toxic gumbo

(TOCKS ick GUM bow) adj. in reference to the foul, fetid, putrid, industrially polluted, bloated corpse filled flood waters that innundated 'soup bowl' shaped New Orleans for weeks after the damage from Hurricane Katrina caused the unsafe levee system to fail miserably

evacuee on roof 1: Gee, I wouldn't drink that water if I were you.
evacuee on roof 2: Why not? I'm thirsty as hell.
evacuee on roof 1: It looks like toxic gumbo to me. Wait for FEMA to rescue us. They'll be here soon.
evacuee on roof 2: I think I saw them over at the nursing home.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

speed freak

(SPEED freak) n. a drug addict who is always high on crystal or methamphetamine syn: tweaker, meth head, sketcher

Dude: Yo, wtf is up with Sue? Is she always spun?
Other Dude: Fuck yeah man, she's a speed freak.

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

not Jewish

(not JEW-ish) adjective. the catch all phrase used between Yids to classify someone who is Catholic, Protestant, Baptist, Methodist, Athiest, Muslim, etc.

Rose: So, tell me about your lovely friend Sue.
Eugene: What's to tell?
Rose: Well, does she go to Beth Israel Temple?
Eugene: No. She's not Jewish.
Rose: Oy. My heart.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

gayspeak

(GAY-speek)n. communication between homosexual males (usually in private) who speak in a familiar manner that comes across, initially ,as polite discourse but it is usually loaded with rancor and/or sarcasm

Tod: "Hey Queen. Don't you look lovely today"
Ted: "Thank you Miss Thing! I do don't I?"
Tim: "You two are a real mess."
Tod: "What's her problem? Didn't get any last night?"
Ted: "Whatever! The bitch thinks she's all that..."
Tim: "You girls work my nerves with all that gayspeak. You sound like a couple of black women."
Tad: "You know what they say honey: Trapped inside every gay man is a black female entertainer."
Tim and Tod: "Thank you honey!"

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-o-nair-ee) noun. A Jewish heart attack

Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.

by Nedd Ludd July 20, 2008