Nathan's definitions

febreze

to take a quick shower

tina: Just got back from the gym.
gina: Lets go.
tina: Let me febreze myself.
gina: hurry up!

by nathan August 10, 2004

The Lumberjack

When two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral sex and the other anal sex, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree.

My buddy and me flipped a coin for positioning during the lumberjack.

by Nathan November 20, 2004

Wigga

A white man who thinks or wants to be a black man.
Usually wears big puffy jackets with fur across the hood.
Also takes great pride in appearence including hair and what he is wearing.
He also intends to take the mickey out of what other people are wearing.
He also may complain about how long he hasn't had sex for, even though they really haven't had sex.
They will also listen to Black Rap, including 2Pac, Dr Dre, 50 cent etc.
They will have many comments on their bag such as "Live by the gun, die by the gun" and "Life's a bitch and then you die"

Wigga: "Im so stressed. I haven't had sex in 2 weeks"

Someone else "Yeh, but you haven't had sex yet, WIGGA"

by Nathan January 8, 2004

poopystanks

to be of absolute insanity with ones surroundings.

"poopystanks the chitlens are ablaze"!

by nathan April 14, 2003

baki

gun, pistol, gat
used by the UK gangstas not those pussy american fucks

you think id wanna stick around this town, have to wait for a crackhead to beat my mom down, to get a phonecall sayin jus bring ya money now, by any little crackhead with a "baki" runnin round

by Nathan May 13, 2005

skudgemudgeon

cranky, but good natured old man with heart of gold and rough exterior.

term I used for years when seeing old friends after long absence.

You old skudgemudgeon, how you been doing?

by Nathan August 1, 2004

recluse

one who avoided social interaction

why are you going home to eat you fucking recluse

by Nathan December 8, 2002