10 definitions by Nately's Old Man

Common Sense Theorem

A mathematical and scientific hypothesis that proves any statement true using only the words "Common Sense".

"Given- Equilateral Triangle ABC has an area of 5 a height of 5, and a side length of x.

Prove- Triangle ABC has a perimeter of 3.

Step 1- Perimeter = 3
Reason- Common Sense Theorem"

While the above statement is impossible, the common sense proves it true.

by Nately's Old Man May 9, 2011

Adillus

A worksheet that students brutally dislike.

Why do teachers give us so many Adillus'

by Nately's Old Man January 25, 2011

ignormie

one who ignores anything that isn't mainstream.

"he only gets his music recommendations from the front page of spotify. what an ignormie."

by Nately's Old Man June 28, 2020

Beyton Blast

A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.

"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."

by Nately's Old Man March 26, 2012

Nogfap

To masturbate to pornography. "Nog" From porNOGraphy, and Fap meaning fap.

"He was nogfapping yesterday when I walked in upon him"
"I am sad, therefore I will nogfap"

by Nately's Old Man September 13, 2011

boardschlap

To be utterly owned and pwned until destruction. You will feel much pain.

"OMG, that guy got boardschlapped!"
"If you annoy me one more FREAKIN time I will boardschlap you!"
"Dang, he was well boardschlapped"

by Nately's Old Man February 18, 2010

Blound

1)To get owned very badly, and feel extremely sick inside.

2)To get your head stuck and be blinded.

"O my, he lowered his head and under the bag he was blounded!"
"Chuck Norris WILL blound you."

by Nately's Old Man February 18, 2010