16 definitions by Nameless
by Nameless July 24, 2004
asswipe
1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2a). a device that has been used to
remove excrement from the anus.
2b.) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude
2c)a device used to remove excrement.
3. Someone you would wipe your ass with.
1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2a). a device that has been used to
remove excrement from the anus.
2b.) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude
2c)a device used to remove excrement.
3. Someone you would wipe your ass with.
"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!
3. I have to shit, come over here steve!
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!
3. I have to shit, come over here steve!
by Nameless October 29, 2004
Best fucking Comic book movie ever! With badass lines such as "I hope justice is found here today, before justice finds you." A hero that bends others over and does them raw.
by Nameless April 6, 2003
It's something that you want so bad it hurts. You know that if you had it, it would quit hurting you. But you also know that deep inside, it'll probably never quit hurting you.
I think the people we look at and label "the perfect people" are the same people look back at us and envy us as "the perfect people". In other words, 'the grass is always more perfect on the other side'.
by Nameless June 20, 2014
If someone takes a couple ibuprofen because they want to sleep, I'd say maybe they have insomnia? If someone wants to take a couple bottles of ibuprofen because they want to sleep forever, I'd say maybe they could be suicidal?
by Nameless January 4, 2015
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by Nameless April 21, 2005