5 definitions by Nae_nae98

Hummingbird

When a girl is giving a blowjob / handjob she then lifts the penis up into one hand out of the way then puts his balls in her mouth and starts humming.

Guy 1- dude this girl had my balls in her mouth last night then she just started humming!

Guy 2- wtf?
Guy 1- yeah I had to ask what she was doing and she said it’s called the ‘hummingbird’. Shit felt great!

Guy 2- Damn I need to get my girl to do that for me!

by Nae_nae98 September 25, 2019

Mickey mouse

Guy with man tits walked up behind a bald man & places tits on top of bald mans head representing Mickey Mouse ears.

That guy looks like he has Mickey Mouse ears !

Oh wait no that’s just a fat mans tits on his head

by Nae_nae98 January 31, 2020

De-Frangifani

Deflowering a virgin while gardening.

While gardening I seen her next door neighbour walk up behind her and de-frangifani her.

by Nae_nae98 January 31, 2020

sploofleburger

An anorexic male typically named Matty that has a massive cock.

Girl- I went to see Matty the other night he’s such a sploofleburger!

by Nae_nae98 January 1, 2020

Petitty fuck

When a woman feels pitty (feels sorry or feels bad) in a man for any of various reasons, so she puts her pride aside and asks him if he wants to titty fuck her only to make himself feel a bit better.

Women have the power over the men in this case, rare to find a guy who pitty’s a woman. (Power of the pussy).

Example 1_

Guy 1: bro, I can’t believe that chick felt sorry for me, she actually let me fuck her tits!

Example 2_

Girl 1: I felt so sorry for this guy that I offered him a petitty fuck. Eventually to find out he was lying!

Girl 2: omg what an asshole.

by Nae_nae98 August 28, 2019