5 definitions by Nadine Coyle’s passport

A sexy feen.

His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
A nocturnal creature who’s natural habitat consists of the bogs of Cork.
He’s got an ass that don’t quit.
Cathal played me like a fiddle last night!
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A person with an unhealthy obsession with the American rapper-producer Kanye West.

A degenerate homosexual socialist.

Has the best pair of eyelashes East of the Shannon.

Once swallowed 18 whole crème eggs in one sitting.
Damn Cathal! Save some duck for the rest of us!
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A fan of the 2000’s Irish-English pop girl group sensation which was ‘Girls Aloud

Someone who has an exquisite taste in music.
It is a fact that 95% of alouders are gay men in their late 20’s-30’s who live with their parents.

A person who cannot accept that the 2000’s are over and that they are now old.
I listened to Cathal’s playlist and guys, I think he’s an alouder.
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A nickname for the Main Street of Cork city, Ireland (St Patrick’s street)

The native habitat of the majority of Cork’s awful street performers including the ever present leprechauns.
Nuala- “How you do’in gurl.”

Big Belinda- “Ah I’m grand now, but my nan slipped on the tiles on pana, burst her hip.”

Nuala- “Ah that’s awful, pana’s a death trap when it rains.”
by Nadine Coyle’s passport January 23, 2022
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A term coined by Irish President Michael D Higgins, describing the housing crisis in Ireland created by Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil’s inaction and apathy towards the general public.

Viva Présidente!
Viva Uachtarán na hÉireann!
“It isn’t a crisis anymore, it is a disaster, a housing disaster
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