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nasty-ass canned jalapeno pepper slices
Zesty is commonly found on top of the "nachos" served by concessions stands at sporting events. "Nachos", for the purposes of this definition, is zesty atop edible-plastic "cheese" served from heaters by pushing a yellow button and waiting for the "cheese "food" " to cover the stale chips provided by the company running the concession.
So named due to the prominence of the word "ZESTY!" on the gigantic can from which the archetypal zesty originates. The real brand name of zesty is lost to history, and frankly, is irrelevant.
Emphatic is "zes-tay", or sometimes described by the effects of eating the zesty. See also: explosive diarrhea
Zesty is commonly found on top of the "nachos" served by concessions stands at sporting events. "Nachos", for the purposes of this definition, is zesty atop edible-plastic "cheese" served from heaters by pushing a yellow button and waiting for the "cheese "food" " to cover the stale chips provided by the company running the concession.
So named due to the prominence of the word "ZESTY!" on the gigantic can from which the archetypal zesty originates. The real brand name of zesty is lost to history, and frankly, is irrelevant.
Emphatic is "zes-tay", or sometimes described by the effects of eating the zesty. See also: explosive diarrhea
by Nacho Dan July 8, 2004
Get the zesty mug.Phenomenon whereby a software package gains many more features than originally intended.
Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
Her: Oh, we could add TCP/IP remote management!
Him: We need to make sure it has a standard SNMP interface. And metrics analysis.
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by Nacho Dan July 8, 2004
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Usually uttered through a laugh.
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Me: Hey, you guys enjoying that last thermodynamics assignment?
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Me: Damn, dude. Sucks to be you.
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Her: I totally blew my interview, and now you're going to get the job for sure.
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Him: I'm feeling a lot of LOOOOOVE for this game.
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Me: Hey, easy on the table talk, okay?
Her: I don't have much LOOOVE, but I'd sure like to CLUB you for saying that.
Me: Hey, easy on the table talk, okay?
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