jew-fu

A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates.
Darrin: How the hell did you beat me?
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.
by Nacho Dan June 30, 2004
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feature creep

Phenomenon whereby a software package gains many more features than originally intended.

Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
Her: Oh, we could add TCP/IP remote management!
Him: We need to make sure it has a standard SNMP interface. And metrics analysis.
Me: Watch out for feature creep - it's only a screen saver.
by Nacho Dan July 08, 2004
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zero

"Not at all", almost to the point of the suggestion being laughable. Used to express extreme disagreement with a statement, or an emphatic negative in response to a question. Equivalent to a low-voltage in digital logic, which generally represents an assertion of a false statement. First used by Eric Schmidt.

Usually uttered through a laugh.
Me: Hey, you guys enjoying that last thermodynamics assignment?
Them: ZEE-RO!

Mom: What do you say to liver for dinner?
Kid: Zero, mom. Zero.
by Nacho Dan August 08, 2004
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