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When you want to cut back on drinking while still having a good time, it's all about finding the sweet spot—a delicate balance of moderation with occasional and enjoyable drinking.
by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025
Get the Soberish mug.Term used to describe the point when your parents become so feeble and incapable they transform into an older version of your kids.
My Karents are driving me crazy! These people that somehow raised me now can’t seem to do anything for themselves.
by Nacho Burris October 30, 2022
Get the Karents mug.The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?
by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022
Get the Old Man Gap Year mug.An individual who feels comfortable licking their fingers during a meal in public, seemingly oblivious to the social norms of table manners and hygiene.
"I can’t stand going out to eat with Chris; watching him lick his fingers after every bite drives me nuts. He’s such a F-licker!"
by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025
Get the F-licker mug.That sticky poop that seals itself to the back of the toilet and no matter how many times you flush it... it won’t go away. It is the Flex Seal of feces.
“Dude, I just took this nasty “Flex Shit” that just won’t go away. I swear it could be used to seal Phil Swift’s glass boat.”
by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020
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Get the 2-1 Combo mug.Typically, the last beer of the evening, the sober-up beer, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill as it perfectly balances hops, barley, and hydration.
by Nacho Burris December 3, 2023
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