Nacho Burris 's definitions

2-1 Combo

When you have to poop so badly that you end up pooping before you pee.

"Every time I eat at Taco Bell, I’m guaranteed to have the 2-1 Combo without fail."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

Karents

Term used to describe the point when your parents become so feeble and incapable they transform into an older version of your kids.

My Karents are driving me crazy! These people that somehow raised me now can’t seem to do anything for themselves.

by Nacho Burris October 30, 2022

Soberish

When you want to cut back on drinking while still having a good time, it's all about finding the sweet spot—a delicate balance of moderation with occasional and enjoyable drinking.

"Are you doing Dry January this year? No way - that’s crazy! I’ve decided to go Soberish instead."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

Sober-up Beer

Typically, the last beer of the evening, the sober-up beer, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill as it perfectly balances hops, barley, and hydration.

"Hey Mike, do you need another drink? No, I've got an early morning…make it a sober-up beer."

by Nacho Burris December 3, 2023

Boogermite

A crunchy, stalagmite like booger that sticks to the roof of your nose and hurts when you press your nostril.

I was on a date last night, and halfway through dinner, I realized I had a boogermite. It was driving me crazy, so as soon as she went to the bathroom... I excavated it.

by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020

butt yawn

The first fart or “sphincter stretch” of the morning. While you sleep, gas builds up in your lower intestine and must be expelled when you wake. The "butt yawn" usually takes place during the morning urination or when you first roll out of bed. This fart typically does not smell badly, however it can be very boisterous. Caution should be taken if others are sleeping nearby.

My wife was not happy at all when I woke her up with an extremely loud "butt yawn" this morning.

by Nacho Burris November 16, 2016

The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.

“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”

by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023