5 definitions by NZ
Slang for a the nob of a penis. A bellend is usually just a complete fuckwit who lowrides his skinny bent as fuck jeans with his globe high tops with a range of different clothing above the waist including a lakers snapback, DGK hoodie, gay wanna be gloves with the fingers half cut off, a beanie with an alcohol brand on it even though their gone after one cruiser they also plays music as load as his piece of shit sndroid speaker will go.
by NZ October 3, 2014
by NZ July 16, 2004
Penile Insertion Potential
The potential of a given man to have sex with a certain girl. If the PIP is low, then sex is unlikely. If PIP is high, then the man will most likely bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
The potential of a given man to have sex with a certain girl. If the PIP is low, then sex is unlikely. If PIP is high, then the man will most likely bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
Al: What's your PIP on that chick over there?
Bill: High. At least 8/10. I'd fuck her until my nuts fell off.
Bill: High. At least 8/10. I'd fuck her until my nuts fell off.
by NZ March 11, 2004
by NZ May 30, 2003
Having managed to elude the evolutionary process and remain relatively neanderthal throughout the years, the townie has finally plucked up the courage to expose itself to society. The subsequent confusion that they experience in relation to other more intelligent life forms results in the formation of tribes, each with their own *cough* unique identity. It is unsure at which stage the townie started wearing the so called 'shell suit', but the trend has remained ever since - possibly due to the insecurities surrounding 'individual identity'. Although practically indistinguishable, the numerous tribes lend their names to cunning little acronyms such as 'ATL' (against/above the law) amongst others. A common behavioural attribute of the townie is vandalism, the mindless destruction of (amongst others) bins, windows, doors, railings and other articles upon which society 'relies'. Unfortunately for the townie, who strays no further than McDonald's or the local chippy, most of these vandalised items belong to the commune in which they live. The townie asserts it's territory by writing on surfaces with cheap permanent marker (the more colours the better), much like a cat pissing up a wall. If encountered look away,eye contact will only provoke the situation, such is the results of these primeval instincts they still cling to.
by NZ April 23, 2004