NIK's definitions

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 6, 2015

WINNER!

The annoying little ads that flash at you and wont go AWAY!!

(also they are lies... lies I tell you)

If this banner is flashing, you're a WINNER! click here to claim you prize

by NIK January 19, 2004

shooky

the act of taking a dump or crap

"man, i really need to take a shooky"

by nik August 2, 2004

maple story game

possibli da most borin game eva created.it has no point but to kill lil snail n mushrooms, like they can't even hurt u. u cant do shit in da gayme; wutt is da point?.....

1)wutt so good about 'maple story?'
2)stupid dik u think ur so good cuz ur killin mushroomz!
3)wuttz the point ov hakin if the gaymez so borin..?

by nik January 12, 2005

andrew sasche

An awesome friend who wants someone to love him but no one will he has a large heart but his body isn't in the greatest shape girls don't want him because of his looks he is awesome

Andrew Sasche and awesome friend

by Nik June 21, 2017

jib

The smaller of two sails on a boat.

I pulled the jib sail close to the mast as we turned towards the wind

by Nik February 7, 2004

paganism

A vaguely defined term from the Latin word Poganus meaning countryman that has become an umbrella term for a group of reconstructed pre-Christian beliefs systems which are often nature centred. Followers of these belief systems share a wide variety of beliefs as these beliefs systems tend not to be formally structured and very focused on individual spirituality. Their beliefs can be polytheistic, animistic, pantheistic, monotheistic, bitheistic, nontheistic or a mixture of the former. Alternatively and less confusingly the term Neopagan can be used as the term has also been used for centuries as a derogotory term for any non-Abramic belief system.

Religions that have come to be considered (neo)pagan include; Wicca, Shamanism, Astatru(thought Asatruars seem to prefer the term Heathen) and, Druidism.

by Nik March 25, 2005