28 definitions by Murdoc Kylburne
1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.
by Murdoc Kylburne July 4, 2019
- Do you mess with Hosanna?
- Nah, bro. I kinda try 2 avoid any connections with hoes. I'm super anxious about sex-related diseases, especially HIV.
- Nah, bro. I kinda try 2 avoid any connections with hoes. I'm super anxious about sex-related diseases, especially HIV.
by Murdoc Kylburne November 20, 2020
A piece of hairy monkey in an expensive suit using its high rank position in Hollywood-about industry to fuck very young and attractive starlets to be legally prosecuted afterwards and eventually found dead in its prison cell after a second suicide attempt. Also as a verb, to act in such a manner.
- Hey, smartsy little intern! Wanna come & see my garage Saturday night?
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?
- Nah. Don't dare come near me!
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?
- Nah. Don't dare come near me!
by Murdoc Kylburne March 22, 2020
A tricky way of saying NO which sounds like agreement at the very start. Derived from the Russian phrase meaning "If only" or "I wish I could". It should be pronounced as a firm YES with addition of "leeba" after a short pause (to gain an emphatic effect you can even prolong the S sound and then add the ending without a pause).
- Hey dude, don't swim here, it's dangerous! Do you understand me? Do you speak English?
- Yes...leeba
- Yes...leeba
by Murdoc Kylburne January 17, 2017
Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.
- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...
by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019
Mass hysteria connected with corona virus phobia. Ironically, the virus is called the same name as some shitty Mexican beer.
by Murdoc Kylburne March 18, 2020
The former South-West Ukrainian territory. Pain in the ass of the Ukrainian Nazi regime after their successful coup d'etat in Kiev in 2014. Rhymes with "dumbass".
- Do you support the Kievan regime?
- Nah, I hate Nazis of all sorts.
- Go to hell, go to DonBass, you dumbass!
- Go fuck yourself, Nazi bastard!
- Nah, I hate Nazis of all sorts.
- Go to hell, go to DonBass, you dumbass!
- Go fuck yourself, Nazi bastard!
by Murdoc Kylburne March 3, 2022