3 definitions by Mumbles274

Dry Wank

The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.

"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"

by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009

Packing Loco

The fetish of inserting a toy train into one's anus. Preferrably an 00 scale Bachman Mark 1 coach.

Tina'a been packing loco again, look how he's walking

by Mumbles274 February 3, 2009

[Hurley] is gay

A fake spoiler, said to confuse and tease someone that hasn't yet seen the film/tv show in question, the name coming from the character in the Lost franchise, and being by nature a ludicrous statement.

"you seen Seven Pounds yet..?"
"No, Don't tell me what happens"
"OK, but Hurley is gay"

by Mumbles274 January 30, 2009