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An inherently closeted gay man who is married to a woman.
Larry Craig was revealed to be Bachman after a misadventure in an airport restroom.
by notabachman July 17, 2011
When, during sexual intercourse, a man ejaculates way too early and often, thus leaving the woman constantly unsatisfied; pulling a Bachman
Girl: "ooh that feels good"
Guy: "Really? Because I finished 20 seconds ago."
Girl: "God damn it you pulled a Bachman!"
by Redscare April 25, 2010