Mugwump's definitions

cuba libra

An alchoholic beverage consisting of Rum and Coke with half a lime in it.

"Man my head is minging today,I'd better have a CUBA LIBRA to sort it out.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

fragged

Obliterated.Either physically or mentally.
Neurologically challenged due to over use of chemical stimulants or hallucinogenic drugs.

Too much acid,speed E,etc,and your head will be FRAGGED.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

fudgenudger

A derogatory term used to describe those who participate in anal sex.

"I ain't going in that pub,it's full of fudgenudgers."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

niagras

The testicles.Originates from cockney rhyming slang.NIAGRA FALLS =BALLS.

"The cunt came at me so I kicked him in the NIAGRAS."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

butthole surfer

A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.

Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

latent

LATENT is the same as closet queen.
A repressed homosexual,someone who is
secretly gay but pretends to be straight.
They may have sex with women but prefer to fuck the arse.

There once was a fellow called hunt,
who liked doing girls back to front,
it was blatently clear
hs was latently queer
cause went up the arse not the cunt

by mugwump November 16, 2004

dogass

A person most cretinous in both appearance and habits.A tramp or person of low social standing.Possibly originates from afro american street slang.

"Stop hanging around outside my store you DOGASS go pick up butts somewheres else."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004