9 definitions by Muffler man

Don't yeet yourself

Means: Don't throw yourself off a bridge!

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Don't commit suicide. <---

"Don't yeet yourself! You're worth way more than you think!"

by Muffler man May 14, 2019

91

Term for a very old person.

"Excuse me ma'am, are you 91?"

by Muffler man January 25, 2019

7

The number that 8 9.

"Why was 6 scared of 7?"

"I dunno."

"Cuz 7 8 9!"

by Muffler man March 7, 2020

67th grade camp

A camp for very old people. Like 91 year olds.

"Honeyy I'm off to 67th grade camp."

"That's great, Bernard. Don't break a hip."

by Muffler man March 7, 2020

School Property

Another term for sperm.

"Elizabeth and Daniel are both in the bathroom alone. Do you know what that means?"
"School property. School property everywhere."

by Muffler man February 13, 2019

Muffler man

Single mafia.

"Oh my god. Are you the muffler man?"

by Muffler man January 25, 2019

Austin

Wears cowboy hats to funerals.

"Goddamit Austin, not again."

by Muffler man January 24, 2019