5 definitions by Muffdiver41

brown hoodie

When you lick a woman's clit while she's taking a number 2 on the toilet

I got my brown hoodie this weekend but now she wants me to get it every weekend

by Muffdiver41 August 5, 2018

Stick twins

Penis and testicles vagina penetration

She was so relaxed last night I gave her the stick twins and she was loving it

by Muffdiver41 August 5, 2018

ink phisting

Inserting your tattooed hand in her vagina

I can't believe it my wife really likes ink phisting she is so kinky

by Muffdiver41 August 5, 2018

rebar plugging

Sticking your hard dick in a woman's ass when she has diarrhea

Thank God I thought of rebar plugging otherwise my girlfriend would have really made a mess of herself

by Muffdiver41 August 5, 2018

720

Crystal meth

Are you 720 friendly

by Muffdiver41 August 5, 2018