5 definitions by Mufasatheking
A amazing lion on ifunny, This lion is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He now keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah . He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes . He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes
Gurl- wow that lion really cool
Gurl 2- omfg that's mufasatheking
Gurl- stfu really?!?!?
Gurl and Gurl 2- wanna do it?
Mufasa- Naw that bestiality
Gurl 2- omfg that's mufasatheking
Gurl- stfu really?!?!?
Gurl and Gurl 2- wanna do it?
Mufasa- Naw that bestiality
by Mufasatheking November 26, 2018
A awesome lion on ifunny, brief description-
This lion is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He now keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah . He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes . He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes
This lion is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He now keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah . He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes . He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes
Gurl- wow that lion really cool
Gurl 2- omfg that's mufasatheking
Gurl- stfu really?!?!?
Gurl and Gurl 2- wanna do it?
Mufasa- Naw that bestiality
Gurl 2- omfg that's mufasatheking
Gurl- stfu really?!?!?
Gurl and Gurl 2- wanna do it?
Mufasa- Naw that bestiality
by Mufasatheking November 26, 2018
When Mufasa gets Maiq to type his name into chat using the .urban command for plusby then will get amazed
Mufasa - type your name using .urban command
Maiq_theliar - ok
Maiq_theliar- woah what the hell you just Maiq_theiar me
Maiq_theliar - ok
Maiq_theliar- woah what the hell you just Maiq_theiar me
by Mufasatheking November 26, 2018
When Mufasa gets Maiq to type his name into chat using the .urban command for plusby then will get amazed
Mufasa - type your name using .urban command
Maiq_theliar - ok
Maiq_theliar- woah what the hell you just Maiq_theiar me
Maiq_theliar - ok
Maiq_theliar- woah what the hell you just Maiq_theiar me
by Mufasatheking November 26, 2018
Mufasa - type your name using the .urban command
Maiq_theliar - ok
Maiq_theliar - .....
Maiq_theliar - wait what the fuck
Maiq_theliar - ok
Maiq_theliar - .....
Maiq_theliar - wait what the fuck
by Mufasatheking November 27, 2018